im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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