My first STD was from a foam party
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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