So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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