make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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