how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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