why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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