Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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