just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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