you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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