God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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