Plan B is the new Plan A
kristin has been a bad kristin
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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