I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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