how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
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UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is Oprah even human
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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