hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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