Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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