It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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