He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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