what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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