Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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