Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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