dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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