:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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