i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.