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On imdb the canadians say It's amazing

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(320): On imdb the canadians say It's amazing http://tfl.nu/r6wi

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just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism

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(847): just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism http://tfl.nu/1jbk

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i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."

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(918): i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut." http://tfl.nu/bhgh

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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"

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When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."

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(760): I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex" (760): When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely." http://tfl.nu/jlap

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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now

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(214): We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now http://tfl.nu/hu2y

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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out

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(502): we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out http://tfl.nu/ipng

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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.

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(805): I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close. http://tfl.nu/wx41

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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.

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(309): He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways. http://tfl.nu/72i4

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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.

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(651): He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler. http://tfl.nu/6sno

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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses

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(303): I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses http://tfl.nu/zlmy

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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.

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(309): I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough. http://tfl.nu/3hvx

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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.

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(773): Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days. http://tfl.nu/hblx

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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.

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(636): So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN. http://tfl.nu/pnvk

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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back

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(352): As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back http://tfl.nu/26q8

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The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.

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Mole people?

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Mole people

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(425): The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are. (541): Mole people? (425): Mole people http://tfl.nu/8coi

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