the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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