Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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