Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks