chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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