I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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