guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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