we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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