Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(646): View more from New York

Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?

Fav 7 1371 765
share tweet
(303): View more from Colorado

Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.

Fav 20 4266 1060
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(631): View more from New York

i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night

Fav 20 1313 7080
share tweet
(732): View more from New Jersey

I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?

Fav 8 4177 1084
share tweet
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Read it at the TFLN blog
(816): View more from Missouri

Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.

Fav 41 1859 13807
share tweet
(325): View more from Texas

suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea

Fav 21 1308 4992
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(843): View more from South Carolina

It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.

Fav 16 3033 1345
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(705): View more from Ontario

His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.

Fav 3 893 677
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(413): View more from Massachusetts

Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.

Fav 0 24 10
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT