that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."