Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(478): View more from Georgia

wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial

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(718): View more from New York

Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.

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(972): View more from Texas

Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?

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(225): View more from Louisiana

He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day

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(863): View more from Florida

if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.

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(518): View more from New York

At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out

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(248): View more from Michigan

idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.

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