Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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