I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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