just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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