He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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