I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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