careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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