I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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