ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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