Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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