please come you make the beer taste better
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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