Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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