Do you still have your period?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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