I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
