at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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