if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Randomize
