Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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