I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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