come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
