I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
What a dumb baby whore.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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