I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
You did what with his pubic hair?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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