Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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