my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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