I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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