Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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